“The Sentimental Comics Reader”
Lament
O How everything is so far away
and so long ago departed.
I believe that the star from which
I receive such glittering light
has been dead for thousands of years.
I believe that something
frightening was said
in the boat which just passed by.
In a house, a clock
has marked the hour . . .
In which house? . . .
I would like to leave my heart behind
and step out under the immense sky.
I would like to pray.
That one of all these stars
must certainly still exist.
I think I know
which one
has endured,—
which one, at the end of its heavenly ray,
stands like a city of white light . . .
-Rainier Marie Rilke
What are you mere mortals, to GALACTUS?
For those not familiarized with comics, you are ignoring on of the most innovative forms of communication and visual art we, as blunt mammals, have created. Then, you are probably not familiar with the comics fanatic, the real comics fanatic, the true comics fanatic. He who gets annoyed when you don’t protect your comics properly (inside a polyurethane bag with cardboard), when you touch them as if they are a trashy copy of a celebrity magazine, fold their pages (what are you a barbarian?) or why you don’t know the philosophical implications of why Batman doesn’t just kill the Joker. The fanatic tends to be quite arrogant, in his own, insecure way; he knows who Todd MacFarlane is, and why he is a sellout, or why the death of Bruce Wayne is yet another heinous attempt by DC to sell more (he also knows what DC actually stands for: Deluxe Comics); the fanatic is also aware of the latest gossip in the industry, almost as if it were insider trading; keenly observant of why you ask such questions as, ‘when is the new Batman issue coming out’? He obviously doesn’t know, but you must know this too, if you are seriously into comics, for comics have deadlines that they never meet, due to publishing red tape, finances, etc. So what’s with these rather obvious questions? Who are you? Who has sent you?
Usually, you can spot the “cool” fanatics by fixing your eyes on his female companion. She need not be attractive, but she doesn’t have a penis, and she has boobs, and she is there with him, not with you. He might even get to call her his girlfriend. Yet to the true fanatic, who suffers form hereditary halitosis, chronic hemorrhoids (when is this whole Infinity Crisis going to just DIE!), pimples, blemishes, eczema, and other minor skin afflictions, a girlfriend is merely an obstacle. Like the trends of manga (which are a good cartoon version of pornography, but strictly speaking, if it ‘ain’t’ American, it sucks); she must be overcome and seen as seduction sent by the enemy (or enemies, depending on how powerful you are). Their name is often Legion. Knowledge of Forbidden Planet (a name not to be taken lightly) is not necessarily proof that you are a fan. You might be in for the toys, or maybe that “300” merchandise your cousin really wants. Maybe you went to see Watchmen and realized (finally!) that it was based on one of the most important comics in the history of the universe by one of the most celebrated, and acclaimed authors of comics, nay, literature! (On this point you might say that it is over the top, but Alan Moore’s seminal work, “From Hell”, was reviewed very well, one critic going as far as saying that it should have been on the Booker Prize list. Not too shabby for some doodles with bubbled platitudes of good versus evil). So, if you don’t hold a monthly bag of comics in a small, secluded comic book store, and said comics are strictly separated and reserved for you (even when under an alias), then you are obviously just a tourist, and should be obliterated. (I will take this occasion to apologize to the owner of Fantom Comics in Washington D.C. for not canceling my bag on time).
Et in Arcadia Ego
When I was in my teens, I really wanted to make comics. I was usually inefficient and awkward at producing them, since those squares and rectangles where so difficult for me to negotiate; not to mention plots (which I usually ripped off from a school friend who was, as I recall, not too shabby at making a plot and sequence). We were both draftsmen, in the most rudimentary sense of the word. All we knew were pencils (their varieties of lead, 6B, 5B, 7B), pens, and lumographs (an architect’s pen), which were our favorites. Crayons used to do in terms of coloring, “Crayola” being the preferred brand (even then, globalization was sneaking in-demeaning those El Salvadorean brands we could get cheaper). We just drew characters, my focus shifting on figuration, my school friend always slightly more interested in narrative, and we both filled notebooks with the drawings of adolescence, which surprisingly got better as time went along. This was also a time when comics were not available in Honduras. My uncle who resides in the United States, (as a citizen) would post me an eagerly (understatement) awaited dose of those mythical creatures in pulpy, smelly paper: from Spawn to The Avengers, to my personal favorite, Wolverine. Each time any of our relatives planned a trip to the US, my school friend and I would be sure to make them understand the importance of the list with the names of the very important comics we needed, which to us, were manuscripts from God, except more fun, and in a bizarre sort of way, more realistic; thee was no guilt, no heaven or hell, not even death. Like, I own “Death of Superman” and never once thought he was actually really dead. And so, said list was to be brought back in its entirety, as a mission. It was a matter of life and death, not just ours, but the entire cosmos. If they didn’t bring back the comics, they would fall off of our favorite people’s list, and we would sulk for weeks, so they more often then not, complied, fortunately for the cosmos. They also had to familiarize themselves with the difference between “Uncanny X-Men” and “X-Men”; “Spider-Man” and “The Amazing Spider-Man”; “X-Force” and “X-Factor”; DC and Marvel; for only an utter ignoramus would not know the difference between these fundamental differences. Like, you don’t buy comics at the drugs stores, it’s like buying Caviar at K-Mart. It would be like confusing mind with matter, the body with the soul, Thomism with Analytical Philosophy.
We filled our minds and days with these fictional characters, lost sleep over The X-Men’s cartoon premiere; wished, utterly and secretly, that we were indeed latent mutants, and that one day, our awesome power would be revealed, and mankind would finally get what they deserved! Such were the fancies of magic and imagination, of true literary and visual empathy, in an era, much like the Silver Age or Golden Age of Comics, before bullshit like Twilight or Harry Potter hit the stands, in which I can remember a happiness so pure, I could not conceive of my life without it. (Then again, a lot of true comics fanatics are Harry Potter and Twilight fans, so we have gone our separate ways).
Comics were, and still are, the only art form (yes, Art form) that manages to combine the word with the image SIMULTANEOUSLY in a magical (or at least phenomenologically fascinating) conundrum of communication. (For a beautifully rendered and lucid account of this last enunciation, see Scott McCloud’s “Undertanding Comics: The Invisible Art”). Now, wearing capes and pretending to be a superhero, or admitting you like comic books might be cute (for those fans of the OC), but otherwise it would get your ass kicked. And finally, the real world comes in. What to do with your life? You are not a mutant, and last time we checked no one pays another to read comics.
Art School Confidential
I got slightly better than my friend at draftsmanship, but I never got even remotely decent at creating the whole plot, sequencing, and story business. My school friend would obviously disagree (he still believes he is a much better draftsman) which is a matter of opinion, perhaps. I am not into relativism, so we will leave it at that.
I even, at one particularly confusing period of my life, considered studying at a then exclusive “comics only” school (which went broke, depressingly) that had intensive anatomy lessons, programs on inking, penciling, shadowing, as well as the storytelling aspects of a comics narrative. This school was based upon the idea of action comics, derived from the Golden and Silver Age of comics, in the 40’s and 50’s. These had a protagonist, a hero, (albeit reluctant), like Superman or Spider-Man, and a nemesis (o various), such as Lex Luthor, Doctor Octopus, or The Hob-Goblin. These stories and characters are, as Alan Moore would later point out, one or two dimensional, that is, they only have one reason for existing (to battle evil) and do so just because it’s “the right thing”. There are no further character complications or developments. For instance, as a post modern speculator, one could argue for an analogy between Superman (an extraterrestrial) as a metaphor for Jesus Christ (from a place called “Heaven”, also not from Earth), Clark Kent being his humble, stable boy human form, raised by parents who are human, although he wields a power beyond any earthling’s with the mission to cleanse humanity of evil (or “sin” in the Christian version). But such things are hard to focus on when Superman is melting steel with his heat vision. And, in the end, are ultimately unimportant to the essential nature of comics. The aspect of entertainment, absorption, and sheer delight are so underrated when it comes to comic books it is unbelievable. I suppose Shakespeare is also very fun, in its own way, but you don’t read it at a coffee shop with sincerity. At least I don’t.
This ‘nature’ of comics, is actually what interests me, for I believe in comics and their heroes, they are my saints; but I also believe in all the possibilities of comics as an Art Form, and here is the dispute: those who argue for the tradition of comics based upon Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, etc. and those who believe in its more progressive incarnations, such as Robert Crumb, Stanley Kauffman, and Harvey Pekar, who sought to utilize the aesthetics of comics to propagate a more cerebral and often quite subversive, approach to Art Making. The latter has become more appreciated and emulated than the former, which is seen as merely juvenile or a particularly pathetic side effect of capitalistic puerility, and so are too easy to dismiss. (For a more detailed account on how comics differ from other art forms see David Carrier’s “The Aesthetics of Comics”). The idea would be, that instead of sticking with the same characters, we would invent new ones, and the old ones would, well, either die or cease to exist. But this does not go well with most comic fans. I agree, to an extent, but I also prefer progress to martyrs, even if they wear cherry red tights and apparently have no penis. So we see Iron Man going against yet another foe, nobody has caught on that Superman is indeed Clark Kent (except on very special instances, which are complicated and boring), and Spider-Man is eternally like, 20 years old.
You’re Either With Us or Against Us
There is no “real” right or wrong. Especially in comic books, you are free to choose. That is one of the reasons why reactionaries (yes, even the word seems out of place) who dismiss works such as “Blankets” or the genius of Chris Ware (re: “Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth”, “Quimby The Mouse”) as pretentious and defacing (or perhaps demeaning? Sacrilege seems to be a suitable word for these morons) the “true” identity of comics and their tradition, are little more than solipsists. At worst, they could be analogous to religious fundamentalists, but they lack the balls (and lunacy) of blowing themselves up or stoning women for showing up at a comic store (which are boys’ who can’t get any clubs). Hence bringing your girlfriend to prove you might have at least enjoyed the privilege of kissing a human female (I haven’t met many gay fans, but I would love to; so far, comics are pretty heterosexually driven, hence the huge boobs and lack of bulging penises).
Sure, there are women draftsmen (or pencillers, if you will) and writers, but how many female superheroes with female attributes can we conjure? X-23, who is the genetic offspring and female imitation of Wolverine; the legendary Wonder Woman (who looks better on retro tee shirts than on your bookshelf) as an antidote (or sexual partner) to Superman, Wolfsbane (a She-werewolf) or She-Hulk, the ridiculously obvious counterpart to The Hulk. Yes, there is a tiny streak of girls, but they usually conform to stereotypes of females, with playmate measurements, as well as a lack of character complexity. There is no way Bat Girl will ever out sell Batman, or have a bigger fan base, or be as interesting; unless someone like Chris Ware gets a hold of her character. Which would indeed be sacrilege to the traditionalist comic fanatic.
There are plenty of reasons why it would be better for comics to embrace new forms, new ideas, with the old characters. For one, there would be no need for incrementally complex (and expensive) “crossovers”, where a reader has to buy several comics to understand a single storyline. Sure, if you are into it, it is more than worth it, but it is still a bit too much to ask to read twelve comic books in tandem, unless of course, you have no life. Which is fine, if you don’t, but there is no way you can convince a reader of literature who does have a life (Twilight is not literature) to engage in the system of thought which is comics if you give them such a complex start to such a simple and subtle beauty. It seems that this exclusion from the mainstream is intentional, as the club is only for those ‘worthy’ of it. But for someone who wants to convince people that there are artists such as Dave McKean, Todd MacFarlane, Will Eisner, Barry Windsor, and authors such as Frank Miller (Pace his ridiculous forays into Hollywood), Alan Moore, and Neil Gaiman, will find it hard to entice someone for a copy of Civil War, since, unless you are already a fanatic of Iron Man, Captain America, Wolverine, et al. it will be somewhat anti-climactic, dull, and pretty boring. Thus the dilemma: leave as is or is there something in between?
Perhaps there isn’t, and in said case, the minority of comic fans will still read about Darkseid and Bruce Wayne, in a story arc that is as old as, well, comics themselves. Perhaps that is the point: the circle should not be squared. In which case, those interested in the mechanics, aesthetics, and possibilities of comics as an Art Form can do as they please, and let Iron Man live forever as a legend, and myth, even if he should be pretty old by now. But then, let Chris Ware do his thing as well, and so long as they don’t mix, which is an unlikely possibility anyway, all is well. I am all for experimentation, and I must say I am relatively tired of the same stories with the same characters. But they do function as modern mythology, and I suppose that to give a new reader the opportunity to see Iron Man in the 21st century with fresh eyes will always be fantastic. But, there is no reason why Iron Man couldn’t just die. The comic book legacy will be there, so why not risk it if it might make someone invent a new hero? I suppose that is a risk that no one in broke comics companies wants to delve into in the name of ‘Art’.
So what was the point? I forgot. But damn this was fun. Like a great comic book should be.
-F(x)∞
